50 Hilarious Shrek Quotes to Bring Out the Ogre in You

These Shrek quotes will entertain and inspire you to find happiness within.

The first Shrek movie came out in 2001 and delighted audiences of all ages! The fanciful fairy tale story and myriad of characters captivated children. The adult humor weaved through the film seamlessly and kept the parents engaged. It was such a hit that it launched a franchise of ogre films. Mike Meyers, as the voice of Shrek, stole the heart of millions while reminding us all to be our authentic selves and that true beauty is found within. 

Shrek is filled with lots of memorable characters, but Donkey, voiced by Eddie Murphy, is undoubtedly the show stopper. Throughout the movie he has a lot of hilarious one-liners, mostly about not having any friends! Poor Donkey!

Also check out these Winnie the Pooh quotes everyone can relate to.

Shrek Quotes about friendship

1. “Please. I don’t wanna go back there. You don’t know what it’s like to be considered a freak… Well, maybe you do, but that’s why we gotta stick together. You gotta let me stay!” – Donkey

2. “Wow, only a true friend would be that truly honest.” –Donkey

3. “This’ll be fun. We’ll stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning… I’m making waffles.” – Donkey

4. “Well it’s no wonder you don’t have any friends.” – Shrek

5. “Because that’s what friends do, they FORGIVE EACH OTHER.” – Donkey

6. “No! I’m an ogre! You know, “Grab your torch and pitchforks!” Doesn’t that bother you?” – Shrek

7. “Wow. Let’s do that again.” –Donkey

Smelly Shrek quotes

8. “Wow, that was really scary and if you don’t mind me saying, if that don’t work, your breath will certainly get the job done, ’cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something ’cause your breath STINKS.” – Donkey

9. “Ogres are like onions.” – Shrek

10. “Man, you gotta warn somebody before you crack one like that. My mouth was open and everything.” – Donkey

11. “And then one time I ate some rotten berries. Man there were some strong gases eeking outta my butt that day.” – Donkey

12. “Donkey, if that was me, you’d be dead. That’s brimstone… we must be getting close.” – Shrek

13. “Yeah, right, brimstone, don’t be talking about no brimstone. I know what I smelt and it wasn’t no brimstone and it didn’t come off no stone neither.” – Donkey

Shrek quotes that made the adults laugh

14. “Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away.” –Captain of Guards

15. “You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkey fly.” – Donkey

16. “Whoa. Look at that. Who’d wanna live in a place like that?” – Donkey “That would be my home.” – Shrek

17. “Y’know, me too. That’s another thing we have in common. I hate it when you’ve got someone in your face, you try to give someone a hint and they won’t leave, and then there’s that big awkward silence…” – Donkey

18. “He hooffed unt he poooffed unt he… signed an eviction notice.” – Little Pig

19. “Although she lives with seven other men, she’s not easy.” –Magic Mirror

20. “Do you think he’s maybe compensating for something?” –Shrek

21. “I just know, before this is over, I’m gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. Look at my eye twitchin’.” – Donkey

22. “Some of you may die, but its a sacrifice I’m willing to make.” – Lord Farquaad

23. “What kind of a knight are you?” – Princess Fiona “One of a kind.” – Shrek

24. “Eat me.” Gingerbread Man

25. “C’mon, princess, you’re not that ugly. All right, you are ugly. But you’re only like this at night. Shrek’s ugly 24/7.” – Donkey

26. “Huh, celebrity marriages. They never last, do they?” – Donkey

27. “Can I stay with you? Please?” – Donkey “Of course.” – Shrek “Really?” –Donkey “NO.”- Shrek

28. “Don’t mess wit’ me. I’m the Stair Master. I’ve Mastered the Stairs. I wish I had a step right here, I could step here and here and here and step all over it.” – Donkey

29. “Sure it’s big enough… but look at the location.” – Shrek

Fairytale Shrek Quotes

30. “I’m not a puppet. I’m a real boy.” – Pinocchio

31. “Yes, I know the muffin man. Who lives on Drury Lane?” – Lord Farquaad

32. “Okay, let me get this straight: you gonna go fight a dragon and rescue a princess just so Farquaad’ll give you back your swamp, which you only don’t have ‘cos he filled it full of freaks in the first place, is that about right?” – Donkey

33. “Oh, what large teeth you have. I mean white sparkly teeth, I know you probably hear this all the time from your food but you must bleach or something, ’cause that’s one dazzling smile you got there and do I detect a hint of minty freshness?” – Donkey

34. “What are you doing? You know, you should sweep me off my feet out yonder window and down a rope onto your valiant steed.” – Princess Fiona

35. “The Princess will be up the stairs in the highest room in the tallest tower.” – Shrek

36. “So where is this fire-breathin’ pain in the neck, anyway?” – Donkey “In the tower, waiting for us to rescue her.” – Shrek “I was talkin’ about the dragon, Shrek.” – Donkey

37. “I’m not the monster here. You are. You and the rest of that fairy tale trash, poisoning my perfect world. Now, tell me! Where are the others?!” –Lord Farquaad

38. “You didn’t slay the dragon?” – Princess Fiona “It’s on my “to do” list. Now come on.” – Shrek

39. “But this isn’t right. You’re meant to charge in, sword drawn, banner flying-that’s what all the other knights did.” – Princess Fiona “Yeah, right before they burst into flame.” – Shrek

40. “Once upon a time, there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love’s first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon’s keep, in the highest room of the tallest tower, for her true love, and true love’s first kiss.” – Shrek

More Shrekisms and Shrek quotes

 41. “All right, you’re going the right way for a smack bottom.” – Shrek

42. “Well, that’s not very nice.” – Shrek

43. “Thank you, thank you very much. I’m here ’til Thursday. Try the veal.” – Shrek

44. “NO. Layers. Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.” – Shrek

45. “That’ll do, Donkey. That’ll do.” – Shrek

46. “Donkey, two things okay? Shut… up.” – Shrek

47. “Oh, would you look at that.” – Shrek

48. “Well, I have to save my ass.” – Shrek

49. “Like that’s ever gonna happen. What a load of…” – Shrek

50. “Little donkey. Take a look at me, what am I?” – Shrek

Which of these Shrek quotes is your favorite?

There are currently four Shrek movies in the franchise, with the 5th one scheduled for late 2019 or early 2020. I did a little research and it doesn’t appear to be cancelled, but is clearly taking longer than expected. It has been so long since I have seen the first four, and since I am basically quarantined in the house with the kids for a while, now might be the perfect time for a refresher.

Which of the films is your favorite? Do you have a favorite character? My least favorite character is, of course, Farquaad, but for a reason you might have missed!

Remember the scene where the three little bears are caged? Shortly after that there is a scene where Papa Bear and Baby Bear are crying, and Mama Bear is missing? Later in the movie, we get to see the inside of Farquaad’s room…complete with a purple bow wearing bear rug!  

Which of these Shrek quotes and lines is your favorite? Share any other Shrek Easter Eggs in the comment section below!

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